superman wears jack bauer pajamas

jack bauer saved the world five times. each time, it only took him 24 hours. you would think, in that same amount of time, i would be able to rate 900 companies on 12 parameters, and still have time left over to make a power point.

there's no excuse. i'm a disgrace to humanity.

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jack, btw, is my new caffeine. i can't seem to study unless he's in the background kicking ass and taking names.