overheard.

on elie's roof, sunset on sunday:

kristine: so i googled you, and did you know that the only web presence you have is on my blog?
elie: well, that's as "elie." if you look under "andrew," he does much better for himself.
kristine: *gasp* what could be better than the cheeky monkey???
elie: (looks at watch) death of a friendship: 7:43pm

***

on the phone:

becca-boo: kristine, i don't like any man that's not head-over-heels in love with you.

(everybody now: "awwwwwwwwwwww!")

***

(while playing pool... as retold by mark)

joey: it's just too hard.
mark: that's what your girlfriend told me last night

(oh snap... and yes, that's my brother, mark)