ballers

i will shoot my big toe off if the pistons lose to the sixers tonight. i was at madison square garden when they lost to the knicks. and, a week before, they lost to--excuse me--were routed by--the wizards. "wha' happun'd???" if the pistons have an achilles tendon it would be over-confidence. i am turning the tv off now, despite the fact that the sixers are catching up (24-26), and i will put my trust in big ben. godspeed!

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update

my big toe remains intact. pistons win.